Artisanal cleaners

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Topic created by Greedo in a Speedo
on Mon, 3 Feb 2025 at 13:37

Greedo in a Speedo said on Mon, 3 Feb 2025 at 13:37...

What does this mean?

The product is Kaboom. The description says.

HIGHEST REACTIVITY WITH SHORTEST WORKING TIME

The product is Flamin. The description says.

HIGH REACTIVITY WITH SHORTER WORKING TIME

Too much fancy talk.

Does this mean that Kaboom is the strongest product offering but has the shorter life span meaning once you open the bottle the life cycle of the product is already close to the end of it's potency. If so, I would think Flamin would be the better purchase.

Can someone explain it to me like I'm 5? Thanks!

Elvis said on Mon, 3 Feb 2025 at 17:05...

I'm not sure what those fancy phrases mean either. But yes, supposedly Kaboom is their strongest option. I was a big fan of Flamin'. Very strong IMO. But I stopped ordering from them after they limited their payment options.

Guttrunks said on Mon, 3 Feb 2025 at 21:49...

Indeed, Sir! "fancy talk," an ostentatious manner of utterance fraught with loquacity and compounded perplexity, in which language is not so much a vessel for communication as it is a labyrinthine maze wherein meaning
doth take refuge in obscure alcoves and sylvan thickets. Yea, this most
illustrious dialect, rife with sesquipedalian flourishes and arcane locutions, dances upon the very precipice of intelligibility, leaping with the vigor of a
mountebank acrobat, and leaving the simpleton clutching at their brow
as though stricken by some manner of intellectual apoplexy.

Sir, I leave thee with this final reflection: is it not a most curious thing, this art of "fancy talk"? For in its grandeur, it dazzles and bewilders, a spectacle of verbal acrobatics. But should one venture too far into the realm of convoluted locution, they may well find themselves, like the hapless traveler who seeks to navigate the mazes of the Minotaur,
utterly lost in the very words they have conjured. And in such a case, it is best to step lightly, and perhaps, with a wink and a nod, return to the sweet simplicity of the everyday tongue.

I am about to prepare my supper, a Mitraillette or "chip butty" with ketchup and a bottle of cream soda. I may also have some jam tarts (my favourite)

Jamie said on Tue, 4 Feb 2025 at 15:16...

Hey I love your name I am a smaller bottom 5’4” 128 lbs and I love wearing tiny speedos also.

Guttrunks said on Tue, 4 Feb 2025 at 18:43...

@Jamie: is this garment tight? if so, you should be aware: the spermatic cord needs to be able to move freely, tight pants prevent this. What are you having for your supper tonight?

Jamie said on Tue, 4 Feb 2025 at 20:27...

Hi Guttrunks; not sure but hopefully a mouth full of warm delicious cum when my Top comes by later then he will breed and seed me

Guttrunks said on Wed, 5 Feb 2025 at 20:39...

Indeed. Well, I hope that you are eating well. You should rinse your gums with clove tea (basically an infusion of Syzygium aromaticum) I recommend doing this after you enjoyed "face time" with Mr Top. I do not know what will happen if you do it prior to this event. Do let me know what goes down, and how far.

Jamie said on Thu, 6 Feb 2025 at 12:06...

Thanks for the advice. I did swallow his cum after sucking him for like 20 minutes then he mounts me and breeds me which I love I usually ride him cowgirl and reverse cowgirl then he finishes me doggy style witty back arched and bottom up in the air. Absolutely Perfect