Denton TX or Nearby local brew /cruising

Topic created by Pig Sweat
on Tue, 6 Aug 2024 at 18:49

Pig Sweat said on Tue, 6 Aug 2024 at 18:49...

Hi guys, where can I find the good popers or local brew near Denton? And I want to cruise for some cocks there too.

Pastor V de Gato said on Wed, 7 Aug 2024 at 18:21...

Hey Pig Sweat: do you know |"Mable Peabody's Beauty Parlor and Chainsaw Repair" is it now closed or what, bro?? coolest name ever for a bar!

Nitritespecialist said on Thu, 8 Aug 2024 at 04:34...

Fry Street is pretty good. Just be careful about bringing dildos out because it is still a FELONY in TX!

Pastor V de Gato said on Thu, 8 Aug 2024 at 21:39...

Si! same in Alabama, Bro Nitrite. The statute: "a device including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." If y'all stick it up your butt (not a genital organ) then it stimulating your butt (allowed?) or giving you wood?

Anonymous said on Sat, 10 Aug 2024 at 16:49...

Probing the prostate by inserting a device will stimulate human genital organs. This is why zucchini and egg plants are displayed in some short stay motels in Dallas. But NS may be interested in honeynut squash, also perfectly OK as it is not a device. Stroking vegetables in stores is not advisable, trust me, that is pubic lewdness, same with holding Crisco and winking at the staff.