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Topic created by goonpig
on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 08:57

goonpig said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 08:57...

I have brought poppers form twisted beast a few times now but after the last time I never will again... 1st order - dumb bitch juice - weak and barely an effect 2nd order tried bator - weak and gave me a splitting headache 3rd order tried fist f**k amyl - was terrible and gave a headache
4th order - tried ass ammo - bottle had no seal, didnt appear to have leaked but after 4 days with minimal use it had no effect at all and I threw it out 5th order dumb buitch juice banana scent - opened fresh bottle 2 days ago and have barely used it and it is now so weak I cant get even a tiny buzz off it, am unable to log into my account to leave reviews even though i get the verification pics right every time and it repeatedly says incorrect answer, i strongly suspect alll the reviews are fake and all the trust pilot reviews too

goonpig said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 10:40...

ps I am not a heavy user and only started using poppers 4 months ago so it shows how lame their products are

goonpig said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 10:53...

Here is a recent obviously fake review from twisted beast website

.............. Maybe it's the power of suggestion, or maybe this actually works. But the week I opened this bottle was the craziest week of my life. Full disclosure: I'm not exactly what you'd call 'dumb', and I'm exactly the opposite of a bitch, but... In my 21 years on this planet I have never been such a SLUT. Until this bottle I called myself 100% top. In the last week, on my hands and knees in various cruise bars, I wouldn't say it's 100% any more. I've still never been fucked. But... If anything is going to change that, it's Banana-scented Dumb Bitch Juice.

Talk about overdo it.....Craziest week of his life ??????? Anyone would think he had swallowed a sheet of acid tabs lmao wtf

calling all occupants of interplanetary craft said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 16:20...

sounds like a duff batch, can happen. you are super animated about it though....chill..make some fresh chamomile tea and listen to one of those tracks with running water and bird song.

tell them you gotta some duffs, surely they will sort it out....unless you are the "Incredible Hulk of Poppers" and kick off and create a ding dong....as I say CHILL

goonpig said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 17:57...

I wouldn't say I'm super animated or overly angry or whatever emotion you are trying to assume I'm feeling. I would just say I am rational and realistic about an industry that is clearly marketing a seriously inferior and watered down product.

You clearly didn't read the review that was posted above that is taken from the twisted beast website, that review for me sums it all up, the whole site is full of fake reviews, that experience cannot possibly be real, it is proposterous, just like these cam girls that do poppers training videos that have never sniffed poppers themselves, that tell you to take 20 dep sniffs one after another and hold it in each time and say crap like " I want to see you so out of your mind you cant remember your name or where you are.... to be fair its all a lad of old crap, that review says it all

calling all occupants of interplanetary craft said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 20:23...

now its "cam girls", goonpig? you have more beef than Argentina! close the blinds, lay down, think happy thoughts, sing your song!! and...oh i would avoid public transport during these hyper states....your friend, caooic.

Here we go looby loo.
Here we go looby light.
Here we go looby loo.
All on a Friday night.


goonpig said on Fri, 31 May 2024 at 20:38...

lol I am chilled and I get there are dud batches of poppers but in my few limited experiences with this company most have been bad , and I swear the reviews are fake

calling all occupants of interplanetary craft said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 06:01...

& what about these cam girls, GP? got any favorites?

super glad you are now chilled and not part of the "they are out to get me" mob...hehehe..you know where that leads....MAGA (a contagious infection that inflames the blood to boiling point, turns your skin orange, causes hair loss, flatulence, and dementia)

Goonpig said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 07:24...

I meant to say poppers training clips, some are amazing but some have really stupid girls that have clearly never done poppers, you need to get a feel for poppers to be able to do thos kind of vids even if its just joi clips , yeah I am defo chilled. Has Donald Trump got that disease ?

calling all occupants of interplanetary craft said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 17:47...

Disease? I guess so...

"an infectious disease specialist in San Bernardino, CA, suggested that Trump's “bizarre, volatile behavior” could be due to untreated syphilis"

Quick quiz....who had "a small penis, one testicle and syphilis" Hint 1: he used to get super angry and shout about wild conspiracy theories too! Hint 2: he had a distinctive coiffure. Can you guess?

Goonpig said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 18:09...

I am unable to guess who that is lol..

Apparently according to many experts... Trump is actually widely regarded to be a class textbook narcissist

I have asked the Goddess for permission to mention Her poppers training clips here, as soon as I have permission I will let you know. My alltime fave is ***************** it's more a real sexy goon clip with poppers and bottle appears between cleavage and in panties, the hand movements alone are pure triggers ....amazing

Dresden2001 said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 18:21...

I’d love to see your Goddess’ training videos. I just got three bottles from Ms. Ciara at Artisanal Cleaners.

Goonpig said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 18:30...

Are you an Eminem fan Dresden2001 ? I will hopefully soon reveal to you the clip of all time.

Goonpig said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 18:42...

The best in my opinion anyway

calling all occupants of interplanetary craft said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 19:45...

you are an interesting person, GP. I look forward to seeing it once permission is granted.

Goonpig said on Sun, 2 Jun 2024 at 19:55...

Lol...Why thank you sir, why interesting though ?

Guttrunks said on Mon, 3 Jun 2024 at 19:42...

"a small penis, one testicle and syphilis"

Indeed. This is, I strongly suspect, a reference to a fallacious historical thesis regarding Adolf Hitler.

There is no evidence that Hitler had The Clap, nor that he was "unum testiculum"'; as for the size of his genitalia, it is known that he was of average size, although the girth was very large. Hitler was a drug addict, this is why his behavior in privet encounters was irrational, boorish, and perverse. In reality he was a ridiculous person, who wore capes with fur collars, had a private collection of wigs, and enjoyed an activity so debauched and steeped in ignominy, that it was never reported, not in the post war period, nor since. The latter was a result of ingestion of mind altering substances, masquerading as medicine. The one testicle myth is born of the fact that many of Hitler's medicines caused genital shrinkage, as well as incessant talking, sudden rages, inappropriate touching, dilated pupils, and diarrhea.

Goonpig said on Wed, 5 Jun 2024 at 13:34...

The best poppers gooning clip ever is by Dommebomshell and is called diluted brain freaking addicting ..... I just got an order from aromasuk and am gooning my brains out

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