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Adrenaline or desperation? Elixer or challenge

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Topic created by The Professor
on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 00:46

The Professor said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 00:46...

If anybody here still reads posts by Ken and his various screen names, you've probably noticed he calls the poison he's making 'the elixer of gay life'

such a strange proclamation, given that alkyl nitrites are a physical challenge, not an elixer for any type of living thing.

He also pretends that his poison gives an 'adrenaline surge' of energy.

Let's remember that alkyl nitrites inhibit cardio-pulmonary function by altering hemoglin's ability to carry oxygen.

Oxygenated tissue is energetic tissue, tissue starving for oxygen is desperate for energy.

What's REALLY happening (and Ken is a hostile witness in this case) is similar to what happens with 'blood agent' bioligical warfare agents.

They reduce hemoglobin's ability to transport oxygen. People exposed to blood agents FEEL very 'alive' and 'excited' as they breathe deeply, inhaling more blood agent, that makes them breathe more deeply, etc., until they're dead.

That's what's happening to Ken, as he inhales corrosive lye and hydroxides, belching toxins into his neighborhoods water supply.

I'd be pissed if I lived near him; if anything, the last few years have shown us that know-nothing idiots CAN do damage that impacts reasonable sane people.

Not ken said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 01:21...

but this is your lamest post ever. You can't even let Ken the dog lie (pun or not ha) but have to resort to bringing him out (another pun - gay life elixer). What the fuck is your problem? Please tell us. Please

Anonymous said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 16:48...

@Not Ken....oh yes...he won't let Ken live in peace. He hates him for telling the truth and hating the turbid garbage and mask he once sent him.

PopperExpert said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 16:51...

I hope everyone has noticed that Thomas the Professor refuses to cite any references or to answer why William Noyes chose sulfuric acid instead of HCl. All he implies is that William Noyes just chose sulfuric cause it was "traditional" or old fashioned...this is in 1933...well into the age of modern chemistry.

Nitritespecialist said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 16:53...

I am sure Ken cannot even respond to the most recent post by the Professor. It's all pointless and very boring garbage.

Anonymous said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 17:03...

The Professor's incessant bullying and negative attacks is exactly why social online media has become too TOXIC!!! Let's hope the powers that be finally shut it all down...FaceBook, Twitter...all of it!!!

The Professor said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 17:24...

I hope everyone notices that all of these characters are Ken in various forms, asking for references is his attempt to waste my time (I have answered his questions, not to HIM specifically, that would be waste of time at this point.


If you see a post by myself or any of Ken's characters, and you DON't want to get mired in a wasteland of idiocy (like I do), then move on to the next post.

Also, in case anyone is interested, I have never 'debunked' Noyes or any other method, I've offered alternatives that address situations relative to HUMAN intake, which Noyes wasn't considering in his writeups.

MOST preps of alkyl nitrite are not for inhalation; they are for diazotonation, and in that case, Noyes' product is quite suitable. Alkyl Nitrites are typically made in situ and low amounts; if one intends to use it recreationally, then decomp products that irritate or compete with living organism's tissues and metabolism have to be addressed.

Anonymous said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 18:16...

Translation: Sulfuric acid prep creates an alkyl nitrite that is never suitable to inhale because there are so many NOT MENTIONED impurities that destroy living tissue.

Please...cite the references to these alleged facts?

PopperExpert said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 18:17...

@Anon..he can't...cause none exist. He made it all up!!!

BrewMeister... said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 18:20...

I just did another test on my Noyes(sulfuric acid) brew and it's absolutely wonderful.

I can suspend the orgasmic bliss via timing of subsequent hits. Very low odor and nothing harsh about the odor or effects.

The Professor said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 19:23...

answered in the other topic you are infesting with nonsense

The Professor said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 20:05...

Since you like quora so much:

Q: What is the reaction for saponification?

A: When the ester gets converted back into alcohol and sodium salt and
acid when treated with alkali like sodium hydroxide. This reaction is called Saponification Reaction.

Anonymous said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 20:43...

None of this BS matters....William Noyes is a prize winning, published, peer reviewed chemist and I'm going to follow his method for making poppers and not some vindictive, wanna be chemist, popper know it all online who incessantly refers to his Wikilink, unpublished(cause no one would) document.

Nitritespecialist said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 20:46...

One, Two, Three....let's everyone open the WikiLinks... NOW...and see what treasures it holds.

The Professor said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 20:58...

The simple fact that you are willing to reveal YOURSELF as the vindictive wanna be speaks volumes, and you still don't get it.

You repeatedly claim that or makes no difference to your what other people are dropping, yet you continue to desperately attempt to gather attention and validation of your madness.

Anyone who says 'that's all I have to say' but continues to harass interested makers, obstructing their research, and heavily pushing a method that guarantees toxic exposure to himself and his community, has an agenda.

You're agenda is to be renown true your brilliance in popper making, but you have become a go-to example of what NOT to do

DragQueenSally said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 21:09...

OMG...I was just about to open that link and then that BS sprang forth.

Nitritespecialist said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 21:11...

Does that link have an address where we all can buy some of those Holy Grail Poppers the Professor has whipped up???

PopperExpert said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 21:13...

Wow......I could use some of those. Been since Joe Miller died in 2010 that I had any.

MegaColon said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 21:15...

Oh yes....technique is everything!!!!

Anonymous said on Sun, 17 Jul 2022 at 21:17...

I think the Professor wrote a book with illustrations on the proper technique for masking up and inhaling butyl poppers. I think he gets pretty elaborate in his explanations...just so no one does it incorrectly.

The Professor said on Mon, 18 Jul 2022 at 19:08...

Ken's still playing with his imaginary friends

readers that are new to this forum probably haven't experienced the lying, deceitful, willful ignorance that is Ken (aka anonymous, aka brewmeister, aka popperass, aka madeplentypoppers, aka NitriteSpecialist aka PopperExpert, aka PopperMaker, aka kenjoneslee, aka John Mulligan,

aka PopperHeadache, aka MyAssJustExploded!!!, aka RupturedSigmoid, aka Popperasswipe, aka MyShitDon'tStink!!, aka PlowMyHoleHard!!!

He'll fight his wrong ideas to the ground, hasn't attained control of this reaction 13 years, and is wasting everyone's time.

another big yawn with no new content, a dollop of lies, with a dash of baloney

Those interested in the REAL science can always refer to the wiki, and join PopperMakers (a subreddit) if you need support for it.)


Maker's forum:

Nitritespecialist said on Tue, 19 Jul 2022 at 17:36...

Wow...William A. Noyes, the prize winning chemist with a real ph.D is not real science?

BrewMeister... said on Tue, 19 Jul 2022 at 17:38...

Oh yeah...I tried the Wikilinks method over and over again and all I ever got was stinky, chlorinated, foul smelling poppers. Totally weird effects. And I took the temps down to absolute ZERO thinking the Professor had it in the bag.

Popperasswipe said on Tue, 19 Jul 2022 at 17:46...

Oh my.....yes I concur. Who cares about the chlorine and all the toxic impurities it creates.....just give me something that works!!!! I believe the Professor...we all know he's the most honest, loving person on planet Earth. I just hope his vendors aren't messing with his product.

The Professor said on Tue, 19 Jul 2022 at 22:37...

yeah, no need to worry about chlorine, the excess CL from HCL bonds with excess Na from NaNO2 to make common table salt (NaCl) which drops to the waste phase and is perfectly safe.

Not like using sulfuric, whose excess OH binds with the same Na to make caustic NaOH, which stays in the yield and poisons you.

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