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Tears of Joy: The Secret Combo

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Topic created by Toby
on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 16:22

Toby said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 16:22...

OK guys, I have a new combo to share with y'all:

Kaboom from Artisanal Cleaners' + Bottle of champagne + lots of water to avoid hangover the next morning + porn + Jungle Juice Gold (from any legit Locker Room supplier).

I enjoyed to the max with this combo. A++. My enjoyment reached to the very heavens. This ecstacy cannot be matched in my opinion.

I have 3 words to say to you:

Tears of Joy!

MO'ASS! said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 16:31...

Excellent suggestion. Crazy you were able to get Kaboom over to you in Australia and it didn't get cooked off. Keep us posted on how long it holds out after the long journey.

The Professor said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 17:19...


Yes, it is very surprising that Kaboom survived shipping to the point that @Toby considers it to be reasonably potent. This brings up a couple of questions (in my mind).

Kaboom is listed in their FAQ as 100% reactive. Tert-butyl nitrite is 98.6% reactive, and most of the people I share nublu XI with (overall 96% reactive, a blend with some tert in it) consider tert to be a good 'top coat' at a small percentage, but WAY over-the-top in larger amounts.

The highest available activity from the butyl isomers is tert-buty; nitrite, at 98.6%. tert-butyl alcohol is a solid at room temp,l so it's a bit harder to work with than the liquids.

Which brings another part of their FAQ into question. If tert-butyl nitrite is 98.6% reactive, and tert-butyl alcohol is a solid, it would be extremely difficult to prepare a 100% tert-butyl nitrite. Even then, to get to 100% reactivity, you'd have to use n-propyl (104% reactive) in at least SOME quantity, and they say they don't use any of the propyl alcohols.

Maybe they are rounding up?

The Professor said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 17:29...


it arrived in useable condition after being cooked for x days (see thermolysis chart for alkyl nitrites: https://imgur.com/gallery/jQKPwTs
and you'll see it is a miracle.

You asked for report on subsequent aging; what happens now depends on the customer.

see oxidation chart for alkyl nitrites https://imgur.com/gallery/5os7OnO

the first line, simulating using and storing from the same bottle, has an extremely short remaining lifetime.

line 2 is nitrite bottled in air, but only opened to test (or use in the customer cqase)

line 3 is nitrite bottled in a vacumn (lasts a bit longer)

line 4 is nitrite stabilized and bottled under vacumn: best case

So, if the customer uses and stores from the same bottle (opened many times) it'll be useless very soon. If the customer only opens the bottle to pour some off to use, then the nitrite's potency is conserved for longer.

The variance is large; days to weeks, so a question like "how does it hold up during use?" has no real answer, as it's mostly up to how the customer handles it.

The Professor said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 17:31...

I forgot to mention that 4CC of gas (vertical axis) represents 10% degradation

Elvis said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 18:13...


Were you alternating between the Kaboom and JJ Gold ? Or was it one for awhile and then the other to finish things off ? Just wondering ?

MO'ASS! said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 18:57...


Your ques:

How can Kaboom be 100%?

a. from the thread that had details from their FAQ - they only do butyls

b. if they only do butyls then Kaboom being 100% implies that they normalized the percent reactivity/strength to 100% t-butyl.

As far as 100% t-butyl being hard to work with not at room temp. Yeah has me thinking as well. Fuckers have a process that runs possibly at or above 25C that results in the product surviving a trip to the other side of the world. What the fuck is next - shipping to Elon's Mars colony.

The Professor said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 19:59...


Yes, I assume they are rounding tert up

The degradation barrier is 40kcal/mol. extremely low; the preparation doesn't change that; you can make the nitrite below 0C, at 0C or above 0C; you can make it by dropping acid into alcohol and nitrite, or by dropping nitrite into alcohol and acid. None of that changes the degradation barrier's strength.

My guess is that they start pout with something highly reactive, it encounters an air shipping environment (varies by carrier, but typical pressure reduced to 7.25 PSI from sea level (14.7PSI)) which is an apparent temperature change of 20C. let it cook for three days, and it has dropped 15-20% in potency.

It's still highly reactive and potent; it would be more potent if prepared and used without being shipped, but 80% is still in the fresh N-Butyl range

Billy said on Fri, 13 Aug 2021 at 22:02...

I have a better combo.

Forget the porn and get yourself a Sheila or Bruce to go with the poppers and champagne. At your expense if necessary!

Myself I have only used poppers once with a partner (a woman) but I can still remember that skin on skin feeling as the most amazing sensation ever. Then unfortunately I got into popperbating solo which always led to over indulgence/ill-health.

Because popperbating lacks the sense of touch, warmth of another human body, actually being jn the same room as someone, there's always something lacking, however high you might get from your solo sex.

Toby said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 00:24...

@ Elvis: I started with Kaboom, then moved to JJ Gold to finish it off.

@ Billy: I do have face-to-face encounters from time to time (and I used to have a lot back in the days), and I agree that it's a more powerful experience than bating. But when you age, the desire to do so fades.

Toby said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 00:41...

As an aside, I also was able to avoid a hangover the next morning. I did this by:

1. drinking a lot of water after the experience; and

2. using my bathroom as a steam room (by blocking the drains, running hot water and sitting in the hot steam for 15 minutes). This opens up the pores and allows toxins to be expelled more easily.

Billy said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 04:56...

Ah yes, steam is the perfect remedy for poppers. Actually I had three years of sobriety, thought I had managed to quit poppers for good, from spring 2018 to 2021, and I did it by becoming addicted to hot yoga classes.

In time I progressed to Bikram Yoga which still existed in my city. I did 450 classes in 15 months and got to the point I could do the 90 minute class without taking in a bottle of water, just hydrating well beforehand.

I'd be in a mirrored room of 20 to 60 people often tightly packed together and wearing just swim trunks. The crowd did veer older but with the occasional student too.

I also enjoyed steam rooms where I could find them but I don't think we have proper Scandinavian/German sauna culture here in the UK.

Isn't Joe Rogan obsessed with the health benefits of saunas too? I remember he kept wanting it to be a remedy for Covid-19 in his interview with Michael T. Osterholm. Well, anyway, even if it's not quite that, there's no doubting it's a good way to rebalance...

Toby said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 13:48...

I tried this formula for a second time in a row.

I was very impressed - just like before.

Artisanal is the hero we've all been waiting for. Artisanal did not disappoint.

I have 3 words to say to you: Tears of Joy! :-)

Billy said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 14:25...

How long was your session with Kaboom and how many hits did you take?

Did the session go on just the right amount of time?

Billy said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 14:27...

Also, has Artisanal been a better experience for you than any of the three Goldencock varieties?

Toby said on Sat, 14 Aug 2021 at 21:16...

@ Billy:

The session with Kaboom was of a normal length (15 minutes say). But it was a cocaine-like high. Like WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW I'm so horny, I'm so high, feeling. I was not even in a horny mood when starting, but Kaboom carried me.

I still like Goldencock for their Amyl.

Toby said on Sun, 15 Aug 2021 at 15:18...

OK guys, I tried this combo for a third time. It still works.

It is a cocaine-like high. A+++.

Captain Coomer said on Mon, 16 Aug 2021 at 04:00...

I like Kaboom. Only good for one session in my experience. I don't order in the summer (Houston is Hot). Looking forward to Fall bating with Kaboom. I mostly get good slutty feeling and ass tingle. Not in same league with Joe Miller PWD though. I wouldn't worship this stuff. To me it's good shit but not holy grail stuff. I've received a order that was dead on arrival but he replaced on next order. Great customer service!!! Great!!!!

Billy said on Mon, 16 Aug 2021 at 09:45...

Toby that sounds like a sensible session duration.

Mine end up going too long because I drink at the same time. Then can't/don't want to cum and just get lost in analling myself. Spacing out the hits, taking breaks. So could be 20 deep hits over an 8 hour period before I finally cum. Then wiped out for a few weeks. I basically need to be circumsized/have frenulum surgery, but that's on hold due to Covid causing NHS backlogs. So jerking is dysfunctional. Probably best avoiding poppers altogether considering overall effect on my health and fitness. Quite tempted to try Kaboom or the Goldencock amyls, though.

Billy said on Mon, 16 Aug 2021 at 15:40...

But also sometimes 2 or 3 deep hits in 3-5 minutes if the first hit gets me hard and, disorientated already, I think it's a good idea to take another. That's when my blood oxygenation totally caves. It also suggests not the very best poppers - I'm not at tears of joy level!

Taking a messy second or third hit happened with Goldencock butyl; perhaps it wouldn't with Kaboom. Or maybe it would be even more so, if as you say it's kind of befuddling. But the smoothest poppers don't act like this on me - probably I'm remembering amyl.

only said on Tue, 17 Aug 2021 at 10:48...

One advice about poppers: never expect anything. Which you expect does not happen this time. But some other time when you are not expecting it.

Billy said on Wed, 25 Aug 2021 at 07:30...

Any update, Toby?

Toby said on Wed, 8 Sep 2021 at 14:14...

@ Billy:

I've now tried the Twosome ones. Too weak, not a big fan.

I still like the Kaboom but only when in the mood to feel completely smashed. It is intense.

Billy said on Thu, 7 Oct 2021 at 13:28...

Thanks for the update!

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