Hemorrhoids

Topic created by Friends of Scrotum Friend
on Sat, 27 Dec 2025 at 15:44

Friends of Scrotum Friend said on Sat, 27 Dec 2025 at 15:44...

Could ploppers be responsible for my terrible hemorrhoids?

Dr. Wing Ding said on Sun, 28 Dec 2025 at 23:35...

Hmm, I couldn't say, but *probably* not.
But, may I ask if you're using a slippery and persistent lube?
If so, wash and dry the area well afterwards.

Friends of Scrotum Friend said on Tue, 30 Dec 2025 at 14:54...

For some reason you did say. I do not regularly violate my manhole.

Dr. Wang said on Thu, 1 Jan 2026 at 10:44...

Then friend, you're missing out...

Friends of Scrotum Friend said on Thu, 1 Jan 2026 at 22:11...

Nazis piss me off even more than my hemorrhoids. Gtfo of my thread.

Guttrunks said on Fri, 2 Jan 2026 at 11:08...

Your "grapes of wrath" are most likely connected to your sedentary lifestyle. You may wish to consider purchasing what is known as an "inflatable donut" this may offer some relief to your inflamed anus. I consider them a minor irritation, be thankful you do not have a hernia, Sir. The daily ritual of lotions, truss, and surgical stockings is a trial, in hot weather it can be very troubling indeed!

Dr. Wang said on Sat, 3 Jan 2026 at 04:58...

Friends of Scrotum Friend, ignore Guttrunks. The best way to remedy hemorrhoids is to treat them like corns and calluses- shave them off with a sharp razor blade...

Guttrunks said on Sat, 3 Jan 2026 at 20:09...

Not advisable at all! you will end up in A&E and a psychiatric ward! Preparation H is my other suggestion, whether poppers inflame and enrage swollen vascular cushions? I know not. Desist, Sir! Eat a wholesome diet and read enlightening tracts on the subject, while resting on your inflatable doughnut.

Unmentionable Maladies of The Posterior by Miss L.M Piles (New York 1936) contains numerous potions and lotions one can create in the home.